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Wednesday, November 06, 2013

Replacing a Rotted Bathroom Floor After a Toilet Leak

I recently discovered the floor around my toilet was soft and warped. Fearing the worst I immediately went into action. Below are the steps a friend and I took to fix the situation. I may have forgotten some details, but essentially it's 2-3 days of work for 2 people, factoring in shopping and dry time.
 
 
Some Recommended Tools & Supplies:
-Cardboard or newspaper
-Utility knife
-Hammer
-Pry bar
-Crescent wrench and/or ratchet and socket set
-Handheld circular saw or jigsaw
-Nails for flooring (when nailing down particle board a ringed/ribbed or bracket twisted galvanized nail is needed)
-Sheet of ½” particle board (or whatever the top layer board was on the floor, it may be a different thickness or different kind of board)
-Plastic sheet or garbage bag (a plastic painter’s sheet was used as a moisture barrier between floor layers in the spots that were wet)
-Wood putty/mud (not necessary if replacing the entire floor board but needed for joints between boards if replacing a portion of the floor)
-Linoleum (cut to a couple inches beyond the room size for shaping purposes)
-Glue/adhesive (used for linoleum, usually sold right next to linoleum)
-Grooved trowel (used to spread the linoleum adhesive and is sold next to the adhesive)
-Wood trim (typically sold by the inch/foot, choose something that closely matches the removed trim if possible)
-Nails for trim (shorter/skinnier smooth shafted nails work fine, only a few per trim board are needed)
-White silicone sealant (used to seal trim and toilet base)
-Metal floor joint for doorway
-Metal saw or sheers to cut floor joint
-Scissors (to cut linoleum if necessary)
-Straight edge
-Pencil
-Tape measure
-Rolling pin (to smooth linoleum)
 
 
Step 1: Pull up the toilet. Make sure to turn the water off to the toilet at the valve and to flush it first to drain it of any water. Then disconnect the water supply line at the toilet tank. Toilets are typically screwed down with nuts on both sides. A socket and ratchet or a crescent wrench will be required to loosen the nuts. Sometimes the nuts are covered by decorative plastic pieces so those must be pried off first. It’s easiest to cut away any silicone sealant along the base of the toilet prior to pulling it up as well. Toilets are heavy and may require 2 people to lift. Make sure to have some kind of mat (cardboard or newspaper work) down outside the bathroom to set it on.
 
Step 2: Take out the trim around the base of the bathroom. Typically accomplished by cutting out the sealant around the top and bottom of the trim with a utility knife and then being pried away from the wall with a pry bar or the claw end of a hammer. Note: If the trim isn’t damaged and you want to salvage it then carefully pry it away from the wall without bending it too much. It will break easily and it’s better to just replace the trim for a cleaner look when finished.
 
Step 3: Remove your linoleum, carpet, or tiles. This article will be related to linoleum specifically. Typically cutting through it with a utility knife as a start will help give a place to peel it from. It should peel off the floor with some effort.
Note: If there’s a metal joint at the door for transition between the bathroom and hallway then this will need to be pried up first.
Rotted Floor Under Linoleum
 
Step 4: Cut out the rotting section of floor. In this case the top layer of ½” particle board was completely rotted through around the toilet drain as seen in the pictures. This section of flooring was cut out with a battery powered handheld circular saw (a skillsaw or jigsaw may work) and was pried up with a pry bar. The next layer of particle board was wet but not rotted, so it was given time to dry overnight after step X was accomplished.
Floor Beneath Rotted Wood (still wet)
 
Step 5: For best results, if the remaining floor layer is wet, then it may be best to allow it to dry overnight. Shove an old towel down the drain and turn on a fan to help with ventilation.
 
Step 6: Cut new ½” particle board to the exact shape needed to fit the bathroom. In this case only half the floor was replaced so that section was measured carefully and cut using a handheld circular saw.
Note: The toilet hole is tricky to cut. Typically cutting an octagon slightly bigger than the drain hole will work.
 
Step 7: Cut the plastic sheet or garbage bag to cover the originally wet section of floor. A hole will need to be cut for the toilet drain hole as well. This will help keep the new floor dry.
 
Step 8: Place the new ½” particle board in the bathroom. Make sure it fits snuggly against the walls and against the other top layer board if only replacing a section. Place wood putty/mud at the joint between the two boards. Use a trowel to smooth it out.
Note: Some putty/mud will require 24 hours to dry, others may only be a couple hours.
Nail down the new floor board with the flooring nails. Placing a nail every 6” should do the trick. It’s best to concentrate nails along the edges and around the toilet so it doesn’t come up ever.
New Flooring (mud at joint with old flooring)
 
Step 9: Cut linoleum in the shape of the bathroom dimensions. Make sure to take exact measurements for a tight fit. Linoleum can be cut with utility knife or scissors typically. Scissors were easier to maintain a straight line.
 
Step 10: Roll up linoleum and put it in the bathroom. Typically rolling it up against one wall will work so it can be rolled as the glue is put down. Spread the linoleum adhesive using the grooved trowel. A good thin layer works. Don’t put on too thickly. Lay the adhesive along half the room and roll the linoleum over it. Make sure linoleum is snug against all walls and wipe any excess adhesive that comes out when laying the linoleum down. Spread the adhesive on the other half of the room and finish rolling out the linoleum.
Note: It may help after laying the linoleum down to use a rolling pin to smooth it out.
Linoleum Down (no trim yet)
 
Step 11: Cut and install the new metal joint in the doorway between the bathroom and hallway. It was a cleaner cut to use a metal saw than sheers. The joints come with their own nails to hammer them down into the flooring.
 
Step 12: Cut the trim needed for the base of the room. Most trim has 45 degree angles in the corners so it’s important to measure the exact lengths you need at the longest part of that wall and then cut a 45 degree angle at that point. (This step is not needed if reusing old trim)
Note: Cutting 45 degree angles can be tricky. Most saws come with angled settings so it’s recommended to use a skillsaw or table saw with an angle adjustment.
 
Step 13: Install the trim. Place them in one at a time. Make sure the angles fit correctly against each other.  Nail them in using the smaller nails. Typically 1 nail every foot is all that’s needed. Make sure to drive the nails into the wood so they can’t be seen.
Note: You may consider covering the nails with paint or the silicone sealant to hide them if they aren’t concealed.
 
Step 14: Use white silicone sealant along the tops, bottoms, and corners of the trim. Use a finger or popsicle stick to smooth it out. No excess sealant is necessary, it just needs to get into the grooves.
 
Step 15: Replace the toilet wax ring. In this case a double thick wax ring with flange was bought. This ensures a good seal when mating with the toilet.
 
Step 16: Re-install the toilet. This is a 2 person job. It will require lining up the toilet with the mounting studs. Once the toilet is down, ensure it is sitting well on the wax ring. Any gap at all will result in future leaks. It may be necessary to tilt the toilet or picking it back up to see if the wax ring is indented. Fasten down the nuts on the studs so the toilet doesn’t rock. Hook up the supply hose back to the toilet tank and turn back on the water valve.
 
Step 17: Use the silicone sealant around the base of the toilet for a good seal. If wanted leave an unsealed patch in the back so that any future drain leaks can be detected more easily.
 
Step 18: Flush the toilet and hope it doesn’t leak. If done properly it should be good to go. It is best to wait 24 hours prior to using the bathroom so the silicone sealant and linoleum adhesive have time to dry.
Finished Product

Monday, July 15, 2013

Fish Oil and Prostate Cancer

By now most people have heard of the potential effects of fish oil and their ability to help aid in preventing heart disease. However, a recent "study" has hit the news by storm stating that fish oil increases a male's chances of getting prostate cancer. However, what few people believe is the news stories have next to no details about the studies performed. They simply state a hypothesis developed 2 years ago by an Ohio State University professor. The odd thing is it took 2 years before this story surfaced. In doing some research I learned that this study is full of holes and really doesn't hold much weight against the medical journals that have proven the positive effects of omega 3 fatty acids. With that said I tend to agree that fish oil supplements and farm raised fish (especially from overseas, like China) are not the best for consumption. However, there are some "pure" brands of omega 3 supplements and even fish that are fine to consume. The problem is there are a lot of cheap products out there that contain "harmful extras" and these are what cause the negative effects. You are free to read this post by a doctor/nutritionist for yourself and determine what you'd like. At the very least he has a long bibliography from both sides of the argument and he forms a valid theory about what is good for you and what to avoid. http://jeffreydachmd.com/2013/07/fish-oil-increases-risk-for-prostate-cancer/

Monday, September 17, 2012

Home Buying 101

This post will be a basic checklist of buying a house. As a first time home buyer last year I'm still a novice when it comes to real estate but this is a good list to at least remind myself (and hopefully others) about future home purchases. This is probably the most complicated and stressful process out there. In my opinion it should be way easier than they make it but that discussion is for another time.

1. Know what you want before you start looking
Now you'd think this is a given but I thought I'd list it first. People always have things that they must have and that's a good thing because it narrows down the search. Garage, bathroom, bedrooms, sq ft, particular city, price range?
In my case I wanted a condo or town home in order to save on yardwork. I also wanted an attached garage, the most sq ft for my buck, something within 20 mins of work, something under $200k, and an entrance on the main floor (instead of walking up a flight of stairs immediately). This limited my search greatly and I was able to get a great deal on a townhome that fit the bill.

2. Do some searching before deciding what to do
These days it's really easy to search. You can go onto Zillow, Redfin, Trulia, or MLS and search areas for listings. You can narrow your searches down for exactly what you want. For the most part these sites are powerful and great tools to use when searching. Once you find some places you want to see then go to step 3.

3. Get a Realtor
Even if you're an experienced home buyer this is key. These people have access to data that no normal person does. They can also help answer any questions you may have and can talk to the selling agent. These people will or should be willing to accommodate their schedule to drive you around and show you all the places you found in your own searches. They can also get access to listings that may not be up on any websites. It's good to find an agent in the area that you're searching in because they usually know that market well and can help you get what you want.
In my case I had a TERRIBLE agent. I had to do just about all the work myself and only used her to guide me through the process and show me homes. The rest I did on my own.

4. Decide on a place, get pre-approved, and make an offer
Picking a place to make an offer on is tough. It's the biggest expense you'll ever have in your life so choosing a place can be difficult. Make sure you know the maximum price you're willing to go to and get pre-approved from a lender for that place. Getting pre-approved is easy. You just head to a lender, tell them the place you want to make an offer on and the maximum price you want to pay. They'll take down some general info, run a credit check, and write you a letter that says you're pre-approved.
Now you make an offer, and obviously you want to low ball it on your first one. In my case the place was listed for $185k. I offered $165k initially. They came back and said $180k. I said $177k best and final offer and they took it.

5. Pick a lender
This step could really go under part 4 as well. I went with my usual bank who I also got my pre-approval from. Working with them was a nightmare because they kept sending me from one loan officer to another but in the end we got it done and I never had to go in to talk to them in person. You can also shop around from bank to bank and put their rates and fees against each other and pick the best one. I went with the convenience of having my own bank do my loan since I could do an auto-withdrawal from my account there. One piece of advice that I hear a lot is DON'T USE AN ONLINE LENDER. There are small online companies who try to pull people in with attractive rates and fees. From what I've heard these are shady businesses with terrible customer service. I went with a real bank instead.

6. Get an appraisal
Your bank will require an appraisal of the house's worth before lending you the money. They will usually charge you around $200ish to do this. Basically a guy comes out and looks at the place and does some online research to determine its worth.

7. Get an inspection
A basic home inspection also runs around $200, depending on the size of the house and what they inspect. In my case my HOA owns the exterior so I only needed the interior inspected. The inspection is very basic and nearly worthless if you're handy around your home.

8. Find an escrow company
I had no idea where to search for this so I had to ask my Realtor who she usually dealt with. In reality you can choose anyone but I found someone who has worked with my Realtor and with my bank. It was a smooth process. They take advantage of you financially for your down payment and fees and such to get your escrow account started. You also get the world's thickest packet of paper and have to sign and initial a million times to approve your purchase. Once you get this over and done with you're basically a home owner awaiting your closing date.

I'm sure I missed some details along the way but this is how I remember buying a home. You have so many people involved and they all want a piece of your money. At the end of the day you have to struggle to meet deadlines for getting stuff done or signed. You also have to accept that you'll be writing checks to multiple people for months and signing many papers. After it's all done you're already too exhausted to move (or pay someone to move for you). Once you're in your home though it's a good feeling.


Sunday, September 09, 2012

Interesting Work Convos From the Past


Interesting Lady

Me [2:19 PM]:
apparently she had some formaldehyde in her office furniture and she's allergic to it
Me [2:20 PM]:
so she researched how to get rid of it and decided to buy a bunch of these plants that absorb it and clean the air
Me [2:20 PM]:
so she has all these plants in her office
Me [2:20 PM]:
well then she used miracle grow potting soil for her plants
Me [2:20 PM]:
which brought fungus gnats with it
Me [2:20 PM]:
so now she has all these gnats in her office because of her plants because of her allergies
Me [2:21 PM]:
so she keeps the office door closed so that she doesn't let them out into the rest of the office
Me [2:21 PM]:
and then she researched on how to kill the gnats
Me [2:21 PM]:
apparently you top the soil with sand
Me [2:21 PM]:
and it kills the larva
Me [2:21 PM]:
and she has all these excel spreadsheets and charts
Me [2:21 PM]:
of gnats killed
Me [2:21 PM]:
gnats born
Me [2:21 PM]:
and what their avg life is and all that
Me [2:22 PM]:
needless to say we moved the meeting to a conference room

  
Kevin vs. the flies

Me [10:13 AM]:
what was the coworker doing
Friend [10:15 AM]:
oh yeah, sorry
Friend [10:15 AM]:
haha, well there's been this fly flying around all day
Friend [10:15 AM]:
buzzing around and annoying everyone
Friend [10:16 AM]:
and I guess it landed in his lunch, so he smashed it somehow
Friend [10:16 AM]:
and had a dead fly in his lunch
Friend [10:16 AM]:
so he had to throw that away
Friend [10:16 AM]:
but then there was another fly
Friend [10:16 AM]:
so he somehow smashed that one with a rolled up piece of paper
Friend [10:16 AM]:
and he thought he was rid of the fly problem
Friend [10:16 AM]:
and then ANOTHER one appears
Friend [10:16 AM]:
so he FLIPS OUT!
Friend [10:17 AM]:
WHERE ARE THESE STUPID FLIES COMING FROM
Friend [10:17 AM]:
grabs a huge poster off the wall, rolls it up, and starts swinging baseball style all over the room
Friend [10:17 AM]:
jumping up and down
Friend [10:17 AM]:
battling this fly
Friend [10:17 AM]:
I think he did finally get it
Friend [10:17 AM]:
haha, I was laughing at him the whole time
Friend [2:01 PM]:
ANOTHER FLY!
Friend [2:01 PM]:
YES!
Friend [2:01 PM]:
HE'S AT IT AGAIN!
Me [2:01 PM]:
dude no way
Me [2:01 PM]:
you're kidding right
Me [2:01 PM]:
#4?
Friend [2:01 PM]:
DEAD SERIOUS!
Me [2:01 PM]:
this guy is dillusional
Friend [2:01 PM]:
omg
Friend [2:02 PM]:
it hurts
Friend [2:02 PM]:
he's a lunatic
Friend [2:02 PM]:
I don't even see the fly
Me [2:02 PM]:
he pulled a poster off the wall to attack one
Friend [2:02 PM]:
but he claims it's there
Friend [2:02 PM]:
YES!
Me [2:02 PM]:
dude this guy is crazy
Me [2:02 PM]:
look at what corporate does to you
Me [2:02 PM]:
if you're bored for 30 years
Me [2:02 PM]:
you start seeing things
Me [2:02 PM]:
and go nuts
Friend [2:03 PM]:
lol
Friend [2:03 PM]:
seriously
Friend [2:03 PM]:
he's just sitting there quietly, and then all of a sudden he jumps up, grabs a poster and starts flailing around


Ken in the closet

Me [10:41 AM]:
so my lead's cell rings
Me [10:42 AM]:
playing this pr0n sounding music
Me [10:42 AM]:
he goes into this closet to answer it
Me [10:42 AM]:
door shut, lights off
Friend [10:43 AM]:
DUDE!
Friend [10:43 AM]:
what the heck?
Me [10:43 AM]:
haha I know
Me [10:43 AM]:
earlier I come back from the bathroom
Me [10:43 AM]:
and he comes walking out of this dark closet
Me [10:44 AM]:
and I just started laughing
Me [10:44 AM]:
like really loud
Friend [10:44 AM]:
dude, that's scary
Friend [10:44 AM]:
what's he doing in there?
Me [10:44 AM]:
and said "dude I do NOT want to know what was going on in there"
Friend [10:44 AM]:
haha wow
Me [10:44 AM]:
I can hear him chatting away
Me [10:44 AM]:
it's obviously one of his chicks
Friend [10:44 AM]:
he probably just laughed Madden style
Me [10:50 AM]:
HAHA DUDE
Me [10:50 AM]:
YES
Me [10:50 AM]:
2 GUYS JUST WALKED IN
Me [10:50 AM]:
this guy showing the other around walks up saying "and this is our archive room..."
Me [10:50 AM]:
opens the door
Me [10:50 AM]:
LOL
Me [10:50 AM]:
YES
Friend [10:50 AM]:
HAHA!
Friend [10:50 AM]:
WOW!
Friend [10:50 AM]:
perfect
Friend [10:50 AM]:
that's awesome
Me [10:50 AM]:
and I am laughing
Me [10:50 AM]:
then he's like "whoa what are you doing in here"
Me [10:50 AM]:
"I'm on the phone can you leave"
Me [10:50 AM]:
"oh ok, guess he's being secretive in here"
Friend [10:51 AM]:
haha, weird dude
Me [10:51 AM]:
someone else came by looking for him, I told them he's in the closet behind me
Me [10:51 AM]:
and the guy is like "what is that crazy man doing in there" and walks away 
Me [10:52 AM]: 
then he finally walks out again right as one of the previous guys is standing there and they tell him 'looks like you're finally out of the closet' LOL

Who builds the products?

Friend [12:44 PM]:
So I took over as the engineer for this area that is basically a problem area for the whole production
Friend [12:44 PM]:
the managers are always complaining about never getting their parts on time from these guys etc...
Friend [12:45 PM]:
so I just walked over to talk to the lead, and he wasn't there but of the 5 guys in the area...
Friend [12:45 PM]:
1 was playing solitaire, 1 was taking a nap with his feet on the desk, 1 was reading the newspaper, 1 was watching youtube videos and 1 was on the phone (may or may not be work related)
Me [12:45 PM]:
lol yes!
Me [12:45 PM]:
corporate!
Friend [12:46 PM]:
WHO BUILDS THE PRODUCTS?!?!?!!?

Who builds the products? #(2)

Friend [9:02 AM]:
wow, this lady in our area is on her phone like 4 hours a day I swear
Friend [9:02 AM]:
talking about random stuff
Friend [9:02 AM]:
not work related at all
Friend [9:03 AM]:
and she talks so loud
Friend [9:03 AM]:
and laughs
Friend [9:03 AM]:
sexual inuendos, you name it
Friend [9:20 AM]:
seriously, she's still on the phone...
Friend [9:20 AM]:
wow
Friend [9:34 AM]:
...still talking......
Friend [9:48 AM]:
she's finally off
Friend [9:48 AM]:
but seriously, it was like 30-40 minutes
Friend [9:48 AM]:
and this happens all the time
Friend [9:48 AM]:
ALL THE TIME
Friend [9:48 AM]:
WHO BUILDS THE PRODUCTS?

Who builds the products? #(3)

Me [9:39 AM]:
did you hear about the guys throwing knives
Me [9:40 AM]:
apparently they used their company points to buy some souvenir knives
Me [9:40 AM]:
and then started throwing them and making bets
Me [9:40 AM]:
and somehow someway a dude got a knife through his foot
Me [9:40 AM]:
lol
Friend [9:40 AM]:
wow, that's surprising
Friend [9:40 AM]:
people throwing knives around the factory floor
Friend [9:40 AM]:
and someone gets hurt?
Friend [9:40 AM]:
weird...
Friend [9:40 AM]:
haha, WOW DUDE!
Friend [9:41 AM]:
what were they thinking
Me [9:41 AM]:
WHO BUILDS THE PRODUCTS
Friend [9:41 AM]:
EXACTLY!


Hungry Engineer

Me [12:20 PM]:
so I heard a story at lunch about this big engineer
Me [12:20 PM]:
he used to eat any food he saw lying around
Me [12:20 PM]:
one day this guy had his lunch opened on his desk
Me [12:20 PM]:
and this big guy reaches right into his lunch bag
Me [12:20 PM]:
pulls out a bag of chips
Me [12:20 PM]:
opens them
Me [12:20 PM]:
and eats the whole thing
Me [12:20 PM]:
w/o asking
Me [12:20 PM]:
right in front of this guy
Friend [12:20 PM]:
DUDE!
Me [12:20 PM]:
he had no idea what to do or say lol
Friend [12:20 PM]:
wow
Me [12:20 PM]:
what would you even say
Friend [12:20 PM]:
seriously, I have no idea

Bathroom Farts

Me [9:17 AM]:
something amazing just happened in the bathroom haha
Me [9:17 AM]:
I'm laughing so hard out loud
Friend [9:18 AM]:
do tell
Me [9:18 AM]:
so this dude comes in all dressed up with his shoes that sound like high heels when he walks
Me [9:18 AM]:
and he rolls up in the stall next to me
Me [9:18 AM]:
at the urinal
Me [9:18 AM]:
and just starts ripping farts
Me [9:18 AM]:
loudly
Me [9:18 AM]:
out of control
Friend [9:18 AM]:
LOL
Me [9:18 AM]:
and I just start laughing
Friend [9:18 AM]:
YES!
Friend [9:18 AM]:
I love it!
Friend [9:19 AM]:
did you or he say anything?
Me [9:20 AM]:
no words were said
Me [9:20 AM]:
I was just laughing
Me [9:20 AM]:
and I'm still laughing
Me [9:20 AM]:
I had to tell my lead the story
Me [9:20 AM]:
because I was laughing so hard
Friend [9:20 AM]:
haha, wow 


The Tube Man

Friend [12:58 PM]:
wow, that was awkward...
Friend [12:58 PM]:
some dude came over with this long tube
Friend [12:58 PM]:
and starts sticking it between my back and the chair
Friend [12:58 PM]:
rolling it up and down my back
Me [12:58 PM]:
WTH
Friend [12:58 PM]:
making strange noises
Me [12:58 PM]:
dude this is a joke right lol
Friend [12:58 PM]:
I'm dead serious
Me [12:59 PM]:
some guy?
Me [12:59 PM]:
do you know him?
Friend [12:59 PM]:
haha, well he used to be in our group so I do know him
Friend [12:59 PM]:
but he moved a while ago
Friend [12:59 PM]:
so I didn't know who it was at first


The Cougher

Friend [12:56 PM]:
dude, we had the "cougher" in the bathroom
Friend [12:57 PM]:
[ ]  [x]  [ ]  [ ]  [x]  [ ]
Friend [12:57 PM]:
so there are 6 stalls and 2 people
Friend [12:57 PM]:
yet none are usable now
Friend [12:57 PM]:
but this guy, he sounds like he's constantly clearing his throat
Friend [12:57 PM]:
and forcibly coughing
Friend [12:57 PM]:
the whole time he's taking a crap
Friend [12:58 PM]:
it's really annoying
Friend [12:58 PM]:
b/c he coughs REALLY loud
Me [12:59 PM]:
haha YES
Me [12:59 PM]:
I love the layout you drew on there


Angry Voicemail

Me [12:59 PM]:
my lead is yelling at his voicemail to shut up
Me [12:59 PM]:
for like 5 minutes straight
Me [12:59 PM]:
and just swearing and yelling at it
Me [12:59 PM]:
"SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP, WOULD YOU SHUT THE **** UP! WOW! SHUT UP! WOW YOU DON'T EVEN LEAVE A NUMBER! NO WONDER WE'RE GOING BROKE"
Friend [1:00 PM]:
LOL
Friend [1:00 PM]:
dude, that's amazing

  
A couple months behind

Me [11:29 AM]:
so a week ago I asked about the status of my educational re-imbursement and today I finally got a response
Me [11:29 AM]:
and here's what it says
Me [11:29 AM]:
Me,
Unfortunately I'm running a couple months behind, so it will be a little bit longer.  Sorry for the inconvenience, but the volume is very heavy this time of year and I'm doing the best I can to keep on top of it. Hopefully it won't be too much longer, but I appreciate your patience.
Me [11:29 AM]:
HOW DO YOU RUN A COUPLE MONTHS BEHIND?
Me [11:29 AM]:
WHO BUILDS THE PRODUCTS?
Friend [11:42 AM]:
dude, a couple months behind?
Me [11:43 AM]:
I know!
Me [11:43 AM]:
how do you fall a couple months behind
Me [11:43 AM]:
maybe a couple hours
Me [11:43 AM]:
or maybe a couple days at most
Me [11:43 AM]:
BUT MONTHS?
Friend [11:43 AM]:
yeah that's pretty intense

   
Typical Corporate

Friend [12:21 PM]:
dude, we shouldn't be surprised that something at Corporate is months behind
Friend [12:21 PM]:
look at the latest product
Me [12:21 PM]:
haha
Friend [12:21 PM]:
we're talking years
Me [12:21 PM]:
dude they have been working on that one for so many years now
Me [12:21 PM]:
my dad said he was working on it back in the 90's
Me [12:22 PM]:
trying to teach them how to produce it
Me [12:22 PM]:
and how to actually perform work
Friend [12:22 PM]:
wow
Friend [12:22 PM]:
haha yeah
Me [12:22 PM]:
apparently they are way overpaid because they have zero skills or knowledge and sit on their butts all day
Me [12:22 PM]:
pretty much how my dad described it
Me [12:22 PM]:
and he listed several examples
Me [12:22 PM]:
of meetings with 30+ people in them where nothing gets accomplished
Friend [12:22 PM]:
yeah that sounds about right
Me [12:23 PM]:
or that part in the bay
Me [12:23 PM]:
my dad said one day they asked him to come look at it to give an opinion about something
Me [12:23 PM]:
and he shows up and like 50 engineers are all standing around it just staring at it with their hands in their pockets
Me [12:23 PM]:
and he thought it was a tour or something
Me [12:23 PM]:
haha
Friend [12:23 PM]:
lol YES!
Friend [12:23 PM]:
I saw some people doing that last Friday
Friend [12:23 PM]:
it was amazing
Friend [12:23 PM]:
they had a table with 3 guys sitting taking notes, some guy with a huge video camera...
Friend [12:24 PM]:
everything was taped off and there were like 25 people just standing around
Friend [12:24 PM]:
doing nothing
Friend [12:24 PM]:
it was quite an operation
Friend [12:24 PM]:
they were probably looking at the same thing your dad was looking at 10 years ago
Friend [12:25 PM]:
they still haven't figured out how to fix it
Me [12:25 PM]:
haha yes!
Me [12:25 PM]:
why are they even looking at that prototype still?
Me [12:25 PM]:
the product is being built!
Friend [12:25 PM]:
haha I know!
Me [12:25 PM]:
there should be nothing left to study lol
Friend [12:25 PM]:
you would think so


Hiccupws!

Friend [9:14 AM]:
GOOD GOD ME!
Friend [9:14 AM]:
HICCUPWS!
Friend [9:14 AM]:
CRAP
Me [9:14 AM]:
HICCUPWS
Friend [9:14 AM]:
there's no W in hiccups!
Friend [9:14 AM]:
I hiccupped as I was typing that
Friend [9:14 AM]:
Lol


Staff meeting farts

Me [10:10 AM]:
so I IM'd my uncle who's a third level manager
Me [10:10 AM]:
and told him about my nasty fart
Me [10:11 AM]:
because my family is weird like that
Me [10:11 AM]:
and we always have farting competitions when we go camping
Me [10:11 AM]:
and he's like "thank you for sharing that with my entire staff at my staff meeting"
Friend [10:11 AM]:
YES!
Me [10:11 AM]:
rofl
Friend [10:11 AM]:
that's amazing!
Me [10:11 AM]:
dude that is no good



Coming out of the closet

Me [11:16 AM]:
dude my lead is in the closet again on the phone
Me [11:16 AM]:
haha
Me [11:47 AM]:
so this guy was waiting for my lead to get out of the closet
Me [11:47 AM]:
so he could talk to him
Me [11:47 AM]:
and my lead walks out and this guy is like "so I see you've finally come out of the closet, is that why your wife left you"
Me [11:47 AM]:
my lead looked so upset and disappointed



Napping in the conference room

Friend [12:09 PM]:
dude, so after some of the people in my group were heading to a meeting so I was walking with them
Friend [12:09 PM]:
they get to the conference room and they go in and turn the lights on
Friend [12:09 PM]:
and there is this super old guy sleeping in a chair against the wall
Me [12:09 PM]:
haha yes!
Me [12:09 PM]:
that's awesome
Friend [12:09 PM]:
even after they turned the light on he was sleeping
Me [12:09 PM]:
dude last summer a similar thing happened to me
Me [12:10 PM]:
my lead and I were scoping out a job in the bldg
Me [12:10 PM]:
and we had to nearly break into this dark office because no one was answering the door when we knocked
Me [12:10 PM]:
and when we get in there it's all dark and you can't see
Me [12:10 PM]:
found the lights and turned them on
Me [12:10 PM]:
and some guy is sleeping at his desk
Me [12:10 PM]:
like chair leaned back and feet up on desk
Me [12:11 PM]:
full blown snoring
Me [12:11 PM]:
so many epic stories lol
Me [12:11 PM]:
WHO BUILDS THE PRODUCTS?